More Wayne Things That Make You Go Hummmmm

Wayne, how did Carol Coe's son get the minority bond counseling contract for the airport having absolutely no experience? This contract is worth a pot load of money and it's on-the-job training?

Wayne, when you came up with the tag line "We're on it" what exactly are we on? The take? the lam?

Wayne, exactly what does Ava Gardner do? We can't find a job description. And, she does it for how much money?