Showing posts with label Looking For Sherlock Holmes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Looking For Sherlock Holmes. Show all posts

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Let's Get Sleuthing

Enough about us skunks, you're making us blush black and white and pink. Skunks spray when fighting back creating quite a stink however some may not notice because of the stink of the things they're doing. Surveillance works two ways. We've all watched enough Hercule Peroit or read enough Micky Spillane or Stephanie Plum mysteries to detect. Wayne has to go home some time. (where ever that is) Who has friends on the cleaning crew that can check out his office, rattle a few knobs? Does Wayne need any work done in his office - listening devices are cheap and easy and little. Or does Wayne keep the really incriminating stuff at home? (Where ever that is). If we have any retired detectives reading and you're up for adventure and sleuthing, we hope you'll contact gardenpartyskunk@gmail.com When those who know get tired enough and humliated enough of Wayne throwing trash cans across the room, berating them publicly emasculating or defeminizing them - then maybe they will find their moral compass and lead us down the garden path to integrity, honesty and true civil service.